I saw a short on SNL or Mad TV where somebody saved Jesus...was it Chuck Norris? Refresh my memory...

And this revising is nothing new. In my own time I've seen a 180 from Hippie Iconoclast Jesus to Republican Jesus...and they wonder why we leave...
I think it would be interesting to meet the real Jesus and to witness Lazarus being brought back from the dead. I've always wondered about Lazarus. How could someone, experiencing one of Jesus' greatest miracles, become lost to history? He was supposedly loved by Jesus, yet he wasn't an apostle. Go figure.................and so grateful, btw, that in Jesus' most needy moment, Lazarus is no where to be found. That's why I don't raise people from the dead, they don't even show up as a character witness during your trial and crucifixion.